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ssweaterweather:

have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other 

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i wanna talk to so many people on this website and i wanna flirt with so many of my followers but i am so scared of rejection it’s pathetic please help me

attention ladies if ur interested in chubby girls please direct yourselves to my inbox

garfeildlogan:

how many boners do you think there have been

like collectively

my parents discovered MLBTV and they are so happy and adorable

i want a brownie but i still need to lose weight and i’ve lived off of candy and spaghetti throughout this whole vacation…

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

I know that it’s really important for a lot of people, especially young transwomen, that Laverne Cox is in Orange is the New Black but, I think that the plus-sized actresses aren’t really getting the credit they deserve. Television is getting better and better at featuring people of color (we’re far from where we should be, but it’s a start), but 98% of the people are super skinny and really pretty. You have all these heavier women who are so happy and confident and no one makes any comment on their weight. As a plus sized lesbian, characters like Boo make me feel so much better about who I am. Everyone is so quick to celebrate the show for it’s pro-trans and pro-black point of view, but think about all the heavy kids who watch the show and get a new sense of hope that they can make it in show business. 

hyadain:

when u beat a game with a sad ending image

DEAD DASH SYNDROME

need new blogs to follow

fuck it, i’m renting a scooter

everything-is-stickers:


How old is this photo.
Because it’s set up like Grandpappy sitting on the rocker telling the youngin’s about his youth.
But at this point in history it looks like one old guy took the only chair and made the rest of his elderly friends sit on the pavement because he’s the senior senior

everything-is-stickers:

How old is this photo.

Because it’s set up like Grandpappy sitting on the rocker telling the youngin’s about his youth.

But at this point in history it looks like one old guy took the only chair and made the rest of his elderly friends sit on the pavement because he’s the senior senior

bigenderkanekiken:

*14 yos following me* *becomes nervous* i gotta step it up… i gotta be a Role Model