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The Signs and their Rooms
  • Aries:

    Messy, messy, messy. 'The chair' (you know which chair I'm talking about) has probably disappeared among all their clothes. Theory is that it probably fused to the ground.

  • Taurus:

    They have an ingrained connection with every single one of their posessions. They know you moved that sock 0.2 meters to the left don't deny it.

  • Gemini:

    Where's the floor? No one knows anymore. When they magically decide to clean up, it's like christmas morning when they find something they don't even remember having. Then, they get distracted by said thing and forget about cleaning up.

  • Cancer:

    Their room is their sanctuary. Probably going through an ant invasion because of all the food they eat there. Most likely to have a secret food stash.

  • Leo:

    Usually organized, though they can be lazy. They probably don't move enough to have a mess.

  • Virgo:

    Same as Taurus. Like the Eye of Sauron, they know everything that goes down there.They go into phases in which everything is probably color coded. They get lazy and give up a few weeks later when no one notices.

  • Libra:

    Probably unlivable until they decide Today is the Day and organize everything. They get bored halfway through and go back to feeling sorry for themselves because their rooms aren't pretty.

  • Scorpio:

    The walls are full with their interests. The mess control is manageable. Once you go in, it might be too dark to find your way out.

  • Sagittarius:

    Doesn't care at all about mess. Until they see someone else's clean room and their competitive gene appears. Soon it dies down and they go back to not caring.

  • Capricorn:

    Puts everyone else's to shame. Mostly, because like Leo, they are not naturally messy. Can be OCD about their space.

  • Aquarius:

    Their interests are also everywhere. They sleep next to their laptop. Their desk is no man's land.

  • Pisces:

    Clutter is their natural habitat. They probably don't remember the last time they turned on the lights. The windows have never been opened. An excavation team is needed to find the floor. Until people come over, then it's DEFCON 4 and everything is either organized or hidden.

japhers:

undyingumbrage:

going-foresightseeing:

krispykitten:

apotropaios:


Your name is SAFETY FIRSTT and HOLY SHIT DO YOU EVER LOVE TAKING THE PROPER AND NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS BEFORE ENGAGING IN ANY KIND OF ACTIVITY. You are SEVEN SWEEPS OLD and your blood is a really weird colour that no one thinks is real but hey it helps you get noticed, which is always good because then you can ENFORCE THE RULES OF SAFETY AND CAUTION ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU WITHOUT BEING IGNORED. 

you might be shaking your head and saying “are you fucking kidding me he cant be serious about this fantroll”
well screw you i am Dead serious

I’m not usually so invested into fantrolls but for the love of god look at this.

oh no hE’S SAFELY HOT

i am glad u like him vuv

like. like?
oh no, you don’t understand

japhers:

undyingumbrage:

going-foresightseeing:

krispykitten:

apotropaios:

Your name is SAFETY FIRSTT and HOLY SHIT DO YOU EVER LOVE TAKING THE PROPER AND NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS BEFORE ENGAGING IN ANY KIND OF ACTIVITY. You are SEVEN SWEEPS OLD and your blood is a really weird colour that no one thinks is real but hey it helps you get noticed, which is always good because then you can ENFORCE THE RULES OF SAFETY AND CAUTION ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU WITHOUT BEING IGNORED. 

you might be shaking your head and saying “are you fucking kidding me he cant be serious about this fantroll”

well screw you i am Dead serious

I’m not usually so invested into fantrolls but for the love of god look at this.

oh no hE’S SAFELY HOT

i am glad u like him vuv

like. like?

oh no, you don’t understand

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serkets:

some of my favorite homestuck quotes

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tardis-mind-palace:

holmestiel-love:

mammaslittlefaggot:

Gay pride

Bisexual lust

Transgender jelousy

Asexual sloth

Pansexual gluttony

Heterosexual greed

LESBIAN WRATH

The 7 Deadly Sexualities

Tbh it kind of makes sense as the misunderstanding of each one

veryharam:

Stop finding something negative to say about everything

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

hokeyfright:

the only true ally

hokeyfright:

the only true ally

Her ladyship

outofcontextdnd:

"Wait, a ladyship? There’s a ship full of women and NO ONE TOLD ME?"

Your Fave is Problematic: Timmy Turner

daddeus:

  • cheated on his math test
  • stole from his mom’s purse

deliverusfromsburb:

pathometric:

deliverusfromsburb:

What if John is interested in ghosts because once he saw an arm coming out of the wall

and Jade is a furry because she saw her God Tier self while dreaming on Prospit

and Rose is fascinated by the Gods of the Furthest Ring because she heard the horrorterrors whispering in her sleep

and Dave likes music because it’s cool I guess

dave probably likes music because it drowns out cal’s whispers

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femmeanddangerous:

deductiontoseduction:

i made a graph of my personality

oh god

femmeanddangerous:

deductiontoseduction:

i made a graph of my personality

oh god


Iggy Pop & Joey Ramone

Iggy Pop & Joey Ramone

soonitwill:

Welcome to fall aka flannels and beanies aka the most CONFUSING FUCKING SEASON FOR LESBIANS